Nyarrrggghhh

[CrabGirl]

I'm trying to revise and theres a posh student type in the garden 2 doors down going on and on and on on his mobile, SHOUTING to whoever is on the other end of it about the biggest load of crap imaginable. He's done world hunger and poverty then segued neatly into cricket clubs and staying in Knightsbridge. He's got one of those strident self important voices which because he believes he is gods gift, means that he feels he can speak as loudly as he can because EVERYONE will be interested in what he has to say. He is in short a complete cunt and I'm a hairs breadth away from hurling a ton of abuse out of the window.

[J-dye]

try it

[dedro]

do it

[J-dye]

then she dies

[chalice]

Stroll unobtrusively by, whistling to yourself some popular ditty of the moment. Have about you an air of pleasant nonchalance, afford yourself a middle-distant smile. Once within arms reach, yank the phone from his smarmy fingertips and drop it into whichever beverage he is refreshing himself with on this fine Sunday (probably Pimms).

Chuckle heartily and call him a pretentious cunt. You know it makes sence.

[Mr. Mulder]

pimms rawks

through a brick at his face, problem solved.

[Skweeky]

I agree with chalice's approach.
I mean, what is he going to do about it? Phone the police and tell them he's been molested by a wee Greek burd?

[CrabGirl]

He's STILL talking. I've realised he isnt on a mobile, there is someone else there who isnt getting a word in edgeways. I'm going out in a minute so I might have a bitch at him on the way past.

[Mr. Mulder]

He's STILL talking. I've realised he isnt on a mobile, there is someone else there who isnt getting a word in edgeways. I'm going out in a minute so I might have a bitch at him on the way past.

tell him his hat looks stooped then run away, even if he's not wearing one.

[Biggles]

He's STILL talking. I've realised he isnt on a mobile, there is someone else there who isnt getting a word in edgeways. I'm going out in a minute so I might have a bitch at him on the way past.

tell him his hat looks stooped then run away, even if he's not wearing one.

That works even better if he is not wearing one


Friend of mine was irked in a similar way in Glasgow Airport and shouted Oi! Knob! STFU! very loudly. It worked. Mind you he is a big lad from Greenock.