That's It....i'm Opening A Can Of Whoopass!

[CrumbCat]

Yes, it's true - you can "Open a can of Whoopass". For only $21.95 plus $9.00 S&H, you can have a 12-pack delivered right to your front door.

I bet you always thought it was just an expression - Wrong! Take a look:



Jones Soda Company

Take caution if you get ahold of a can of this stuff!

Tchau!

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I ain't reading all that

But the pic is cool


Jonno B)

[DarthInsinuate]

HEY - they stole MY idea, i can up with this ages ago, damn

[hobbes]

Royal Jelly???


That is the stuff bees give maturing larva when the Queen is dead or dying to transform them into Queen bees. This makes them 100x normal size. The one that develops fastest kills all the competitors, quite gruesome.

I read about this in a story by Roald Dahl, where human parents thought that royal jelly would help their son to grow up big and strong. He did, but he also turned into a bee.

[chalkmongoose]

What story was that? I swear I've read all of Roald Dall's works, but I missed that one.

[hobbes]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@13 August 2003 - 03:04
What story was that? I swear I've read all of Roald Dall's works, but I missed that one.

To be honest, it may have been a collection of short stories, and he was the editor. Too long ago, at least 15 years.

[CrumbCat]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@12 August 2003 - 16:10
I ain't reading all that

But the pic is cool


Jonno B)

There, I got rid of all that info. - just the nice pic now.

Tchau!

[chalkmongoose]

Crumbcat, has anyone ever called you a wee little magical hamster?

[CrumbCat]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@12 August 2003 - 23:01
Crumbcat, has anyone ever called you a wee little magical hamster?

Um.......no



Tchau!

[Ron]

Crumcat, you wee little magical hamster you.

There, you've been served.