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    brotherdoobie's Avatar Long live Hissyfit BT Rep: +1
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    However, she uses more butter than the French. My heart just slapped the fork out of my hand. Can you eat asparagus with a straw? I suppose I can
    slurp up the Hollandaise sauce.


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    Brilliant post, a picture in words.

    True story.

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    I can't eat another bite. No, really. I cant.


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    does she regard you as an 80 year old with no teeth and loose anal sphincter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    does she regard you as an 80 year old with loose teeth and no anal sphincter?
    /Spoonerised.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    does she regard you as an 80 year old with no teeth and loose anal sphincter?
    Michelle?


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    it is sweet of her to prepare for the future.
    My babes main damn dish is on saturdays, rice porridge except she specializes in the extra unconscious spicing by adding that delicate burnt taste to it.
    Rice porridge is an artform

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    it is sweet of her to prepare for the future.
    My babes main damn dish is on saturdays, rice porridge except she specializes in the extra unconscious spicing by adding that delicate burnt taste to it.
    Rice porridge is an artform
    It's the seasoning that makes a dish, Zed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    does she regard you as an 80 year old with no teeth and loose anal sphincter?
    Dentures and a draw-string; all fixed.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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