Attention seeking whore

[Squeamous]

I was talking to an acquaintance yesterday and he told me he thought I was 'marginally more fun than a smack in the face'.

I have decided to actively pursue a course of being only slightly more fun than a smack in the face, and I also thought I'd try to be a bit more interesting than watching paint dry while I'm at it.

Anyone else want to join me?

[Mr. Mulder]

can we take our shirts off?

[Squeamous]

You go first (and we'll need photographic evidence ).

[Mr. Mulder]

Spoiler: Show

your turn

[Barbarossa]

That's one you prepared earlier. Fraud!

[Mr. Mulder]

Shhhhhhh! Do you want to see bewbs or not!?

[Squeamous]

I don't trust you! I want one with my name etched into your chest with a razor blade, only then will I be convinced .

[Something Else]

Frigidity.

[Mr. Mulder]

I don't trust you! I want one with my name etched into your chest with a razor blade, only then will I be convinced .

would you settle for felt tip pen?

[Squeamous]

No, because you might just do that and then I'll be up shit creek.