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    Artemis's Avatar ןɐɯɹou ǝq ʎɥʍ BT Rep: +3
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    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
    really pissed.

    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

    The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
    up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
    gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
    the box back in the house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Bob has been missing since Friday.

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    Septimus's Avatar -- Nicolas -- BT Rep: +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65BT Rep +65
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    I didn't get it

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    BOOM's Avatar You are who you are. BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    nice one


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    LOL one of the better ones I've heard
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    rotf, good one.

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    lol, dang shes heavy

    Quote Originally Posted by Septimus View Post
    I didn't get it
    let me explain. She steps on the scale and it goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 sec.

    Skitt's Law: "any post correcting an error in another post will contain at least one error itself"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Septimus View Post
    I didn't get it
    Do you know how to tie your own shoes?



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    Either Bob's a genius or a idiot

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    hahaha...good one.

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    tehehehe.. good one

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