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    Can you give me back massage? I'm in fucking agony and I reckon it's your fault since you impregnated me with your cawk picture.

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    My missus has back-ache. This explains a lot.


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    Quote Originally Posted by benchez View Post
    My missus has back-ache. This explains a lot.
    That's cos she's stooping too much, you should try lying on your back once in a while to make life easier for her, and remember to eat plenty of sparagus, legedly.
    Yes Sir, I'm Right On It!!

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    The Asparagus Myth.

    Invented by men, for men.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    The Asparagus Myth.

    Invented by men, for men.
    NSo they could eat asparagus, are you absolutely certain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    The Asparagus Myth.

    Invented by men, for men.
    NSo they could eat asparagus, are you absolutely certain.
    Now that I come to think about it, I was actually talking shite there.

    Try it, girls, it really works.

    Or so I've heard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    Can you give me back massage? I'm in fucking agony and I reckon it's your fault since you impregnated me with your cawk picture.
    you just lay on your front and don't worry about a thing

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    Hmmmm...

    Is this your first secks since you turned down those two hawt chicks and lost your penis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
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    pregnant ladies cannot have sex , if you do baby becomes a nymphomaniac

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