I have decided to run...

[j2k4]

I wasn't actually thinking of just those mentioned.

You know those Eddie Murphy films like the nutty professor where he wears that fat make up? Well I've always thought Britt Hume and Dick Cheney are one and the same person, Cheney being Hume in the fat make up.

On Fox I would say that Chris Wallace was the neutral guy, or at least as neutral as anyone else I would consider non partisan in their work as commentator/presenter. My opinion on what they think or believe politically outside of their job as commentator would be a different thing altogether.

You are selling Hume short.

I would agree about Wallace; he's a weekend guy, though, and so my viewing of his work is hit-and-miss.

BTW-

What did you think of his now-infamous interview with Slick Willie?

I'd love to have been in C.W.'s shoes just then.


I'm also thinking you have sidetracked my campaign, which I now resume...

[clocker]

Before I attempt to sway my constituency, I'd like to know what subsidies, entitlements, legal waivers and blatantly biased legislation you have to offer us.

[j2k4]

Before I attempt to sway my constituency, I'd like to know what subsidies, entitlements, legal waivers and blatantly biased legislation you have to offer us.

How's about I create a business-friendly atmosphere wherein nice fat chickens can be purchased at reasonable prices from well-stocked victual emporiums and cooked in Puck-worthy pots available at ubiquitous culinary supply outlets?

Just for starters.

[clocker]

We are drooling but still not swayed.

[j2k4]

We are drooling but still not swayed.

Well,then.

What are your specific concerns?

Remember, I cannot be bribed, but I'll take money.