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    ILLEGAL ALIEN'S POEM

    I cross ocean,
    poor and broke,
    Take bus,
    see employment folk.

    Nice man treat me
    good in there,
    Say I need to
    see welfare.

    Welfare say,
    "You come no more,
    We send cash
    right to your door."

    Welfare checks,
    they make you wealthy,
    Medicaid it keep
    you healthy!

    By and by,
    I got plenty money,
    Thanks to you,
    American dummy.

    Write to friends
    in motherland,
    Tell them 'come
    fast as you can.'

    They come in turbans
    and Ford trucks,
    I buy big house
    with welfare bucks.

    They come here,
    we live together,
    More welfare checks,
    it gets better!

    Fourteen families,
    they moving in,
    But neighbor's patience
    wearing thin.

    Finally, white guy
    moves away,
    Now I buy his house,
    and then I say,

    "Find more aliens
    for house to rent."
    And in the yard
    I put a tent.

    Send for family
    they just trash,
    But they, too,
    draw the welfare cash!

    Everything is
    very good,
    And soon we
    own the neighborhood.

    We have hobby --
    it's called breeding,
    Welfare pay
    for baby feeding.

    Kids need dentist?
    Wife need pills?
    We get free!
    We got no bills!

    American crazy!
    He pay all year,
    To keep welfare
    running here.

    We think America
    darn good place!
    Too darn good for
    the white man race.

    If they no like us,
    they can scram,
    Got lots of room in
    Pakistan.

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    my comp is better
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    NOw if only i could get unix compatible ith my internet connection so i can get off windows98 (i refuse windows xp it sucks although not as bad as ME) and finally utilize my comp to its fullest

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    what's your point seamonkey, i'm confused

    p.s.
    my computer is better than yours if that is somehow relevant again

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    thats not funny man..........

    some ppl really are in need, but you are blaming the immigrants when you should be blaming the system!!!

    ever though bout WHY they come to your country???

    not everyone is as lucky to be born in a rich country, think bout that.......
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    insanebassman
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    I was lucky enough to be born poor in a rich country, but since I am classified caucasion, I am not in the right action group to be granted help... so I have to actually work for a living and pay for my education and healthcare.

    I bet the baby farms would close thier legs if they were made to do more working than fucking...

    Just an observation from someone who was born poor white trash and is working thier way out of it...

    fuck the system and the rest of the world

    and fuck it with a Trojan rolled all the way up

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    Originally posted by insanebassman@14 August 2003 - 15:56
    I was lucky enough to be born poor in a rich country, but since I am classified caucasion, I am not in the right action group to be granted help... so I have to actually work for a living and pay for my education and healthcare.
    True, but you have an easier time, since there is racism in the workplace.

  7. Funny S**t   -   #7
    Originally posted by SodiumChloride+15 August 2003 - 07:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SodiumChloride @ 15 August 2003 - 07:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-insanebassman@14 August 2003 - 15:56
    I was lucky enough to be born poor in a rich country, but since I am classified caucasion, I am not in the right action group to be granted help... so I have to actually work for a living and pay for my education and healthcare.
    True, but you have an easier time, since there is racism in the workplace. [/b][/quote]
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    Originally posted by Twigboy+15 August 2003 - 00:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Twigboy &#064; 15 August 2003 - 00:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
    Originally posted by SodiumChloride@15 August 2003 - 07:16
    <!--QuoteBegin-insanebassman
    @14 August 2003 - 15:56
    I was lucky enough to be born poor in a rich country, but since I am classified caucasion, I am not in the right action group to be granted help... so I have to actually work for a living and pay for my education and healthcare.

    True, but you have an easier time, since there is racism in the workplace.
    ? [/b][/quote]
    I&#39;m referring to invisible ceilings, and the like

    this is the funny stuff forum&#33; enough with the serious balogna

  9. Funny S**t   -   #9
    insanebassman
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    Want funny? Ok...

    I want to market a moble home just for Texs, Alabama and Arkansas.

    It will be 14&#39; by 70&#39;
    It will come in white with blue trim
    it will say "Saltines" down the side


    (BTW, I grew up in Tx.)


    Another funny:

    Euphemism&#39;s for masterbation:

    Making the bald man cry
    Playing the single string guitar
    Consulting your silent partner
    Releasing the hostages
    Carnal tunnel syndrome
    Wrist aerobics
    Burping the baby
    Shaking hands with the unemployed
    Tugging the slug
    Clearing the snorkel
    Tenderizing the tube steak
    Bash the candle
    Choking Kojak
    Fiddling the flesh flute
    Flogging the log
    Polishing the Dolphin
    Stroking the Salami
    Loping the Mule
    Spank the Monkey
    Choke the Chicken

  10. Funny S**t   -   #10
    (smellmycomputer Posted on 14 August 2003 - 12:15 )
    what&#39;s your point seamonkey, i&#39;m confused

    p.s.
    my computer is better than yours if that is somehow relevant again*
    just so that i dun look like an idiot/jerk i was referring to add&#39;s signature which (s)he has since changed and btw im very sad that you have a better computer than me (you must have gotten it really recently cuz oi got mine like a month ago or you paid a lot) now im jelous

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