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Thread: Redneck Love Poem

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    A REDNECK LOVE POEM

    SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
    SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
    SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,
    SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.


    PAPPY TOLD HER, 'SUSIE GAL,
    YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
    I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
    BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.'

    SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
    AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL
    BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
    HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.'

    'YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
    AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU' MOTHER.
    BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
    I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.'


    BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, 'MY CHILD,
    JUST DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
    MARRY WILL, OR MARRY JOE:
    YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.'

    Kinda brings a tear to yer eye, don't it?
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    hahaha great one! It's very funny!

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    Good one
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    very good It's very funny

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    hhhahaa nice one lol


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    LOL!

    Nice..


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    So, she can marry Pappy now?
    See ya in another life, brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanka113 View Post
    So, she can marry Pappy now?
    With Mama's consent.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    Good one

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    lol...great mate

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