old geezer went to the social security office to apply so he could start getting his social security check, but the man had no ID.So the social worker ask the old man to take off his hat, and the old man did.The social worker then replied"yes you are bald, now could you please take off your shirt", and the old man did, and the social worker replied" yes, you do have gray chest hair, so I am going to go ahead and approve you so you can start getting your social security check".
The old man thanked the lady, and went home.He told his wife how he had forgotten his ID, and had to take off his hat and shirt to prove to the social worker that he was old enough to recieve a social security check.
The old mans wife replied" well you should have taken off your pants and you could have got a disability check too!
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