i have throat aids

[Mr. Mulder]

Take some time off work for Crunchie's sake! It's a virus, it'll only go away if yu let your body rest.

Stubborn little git

I'd better not find you at work again tomorrow

its wai too busy for that atm, was there till gone six today

[Mr. Mulder]

good luuck and get well soon ,

thanks maxxwell, you've always been there for me

[brotherdoobie]

good luuck and get well soon ,

thanks maxxwell, you've always been there for me

Maxxwell is a quality mate. Maxxwell for mod.


-bd

[Mr. Mulder]

^>*

its tonsilitus, and i can have my tonsils out if i want but i refused becuase (and this was in the small print of the procedure manual they let me read) they want to stick a massive pill up my arse while im awake!1? i said wtf, how the hells that gonna help? are ewe mental? and they said its comman practice now and its to put you to sleep so you will be awake when it happens, i said will ewe at least buy me some drinks first and she just said no in a snappy voice


i'd rather put up with the throat pain.

[Skweeky]

Listen you simpleton. Tonsilitis can lead to other really serious diseases and can make you deaf if you don't get it treated properly.

The pill up your bum has lube on it so you don't even feel it. Besides it's tiny compared to what actually comes OUT of your arse.

Now go and have those things cut out. You'll be seen to by a pretty nurse and get to eat loads of ice cream.

Strep tonsillitis can cause secondary damage to the heart valves (rheumatic fever) and kidneys (glomerulonephritis). It can also lead to a skin rash (scarlet fever), sinusitis, pneumonia, and ear infections.

[Mr. Mulder]

its gay, i won't do it

[Skweeky]

Guess who's going to look gay when you have to learn sign language cause your ears got aids as well and you have to sit in a wheel chair with a colostomy bag attached to in cause your heart and kidneys are only half working.
And you stink because you have some dodgy kind of skin rash and you have to put smelly salf on it.
On top of that you have to stick a couple of tampons up your nostril because your sinusitis is now so acute your nose is just dripping yellow and green mucus constantly.

That won't look gay at all.

[Mr. Mulder]

that wont happen, you made it all up - im going to the gym if you're just gonna sit there and lie like that

[brotherdoobie]

Listen to Sonja, tard. Her motherly instincts are kicking in. Plus the pill up the bum is
bonus.

bd

[Mr. Mulder]