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Thread: What to do when your g/f is horny as hell and you can't see her till Sunday?

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    tralalala's Avatar The Almighty
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    Honestly, like, she was cyber-sexing me today.. tewtally orsum

    Problem is we won't see each other till Sunday.. :sad:


    Ah well...

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    Well naturally you should do what everyone else does. Pace the floor nervously hoping she won't shag someone else.

    EHS

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    Something Else's Avatar sex a wolf in a bag BT Rep: +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70
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    Buy her a small orange dildo with a picture of popeye on it. To remind her of you.


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    Is she offline till Sunday. Don't you just hate it when people switch off when you are uploading?
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Or one of them willy casting kits! Then she'll always have a small weiner to pop in her handbag for times of need.

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    tralalala's Avatar The Almighty
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    Actually she claimed to shove off someone today who tried to kiss her.. How orsum is that?

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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    Strange euphemism

    P.S. "cybersex" is wanking on the phone. Doesn't sound so glamourous now, eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    Strange euphemism

    P.S. "cybersex" is wanking on the phone. Doesn't sound so glamourous now, eh?


    And I thought i'd never tried cyber-sex.


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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    Oh hang on, that's phone sex.

    Cybersex is wanking whilst on teh pc tpying with onne hnad...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tralalala View Post


    Actually she claimed to shove off someone today who tried to kiss her.. How orsum is that?
    Are you sure she didn't say 'tug off'?

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