What to do when your g/f is horny as hell and you can't see her till Sunday?

[brotherdoobie]

Strange euphemism

P.S. "cybersex" is wanking on the phone. Doesn't sound so glamourous now, eh?

Your showing your age. Webcam > phone.


-bd

[brotherdoobie]

Oh hang on, that's phone sex.

Cybersex is wanking whilst on teh pc tpying with onne hnad...

/fixed


-bd

[tralalala]

@Squeamus: Nah, she was all like "yo arsehole, I've got a boyfriend.. Get the fuck away from me, like."

[Squeamous]

Yeah, I said that to someone once, and he became my husband .

[brotherdoobie]

Yeah, I said that to someone once, and he became my husband .

-bd

[tralalala]

[J-dye]

Buy her a small orange dildo with a picture of popeye on it. To remind her of you.

deja vu

[J-dye]

tra you can try mutual masturbation , sometimes it works

[tralalala]

I told ya, we had cybersecks.. Was quite funny actually..

[Mr. Mulder]

Actually she claimed to shove off someone today who tried to kiss her.. How orsum is that?

destroy him.