What to do when your g/f is horny as hell and you can't see her till Sunday?

**Mr. Mulder** · 06-05-2008, 07:53 AM

if he even thinks about her in a dream he better wake up and apologise.

**tralalala** · 06-05-2008, 07:55 AM

What would be the orsumest method to eliminate him?

**Mr. Mulder** · 06-05-2008, 08:02 AM

some sort of trap.

**J-dye** · 06-05-2008, 08:17 AM

a booby trap

**tralalala** · 06-05-2008, 08:27 AM

What about a cawk-trap?

**Squeamous** · 06-05-2008, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Originally Posted by tralalala

Actually she claimed to shove off someone today who tried to kiss her.. How orsum is that?

destroy him.

It was you wasn't it?

**tralalala** · 06-05-2008, 11:42 AM

Doubt it, she woulda told me if she'd met the one and only Muldster.

**Mr. Mulder** · 06-05-2008, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by Squeamous

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

destroy him.

It was you wasn't it?

she shoved him off, so obviously it wasn't

**tralalala** · 06-05-2008, 11:44 AM

My point exactly.

**Squeamous** · 06-05-2008, 11:51 AM

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