Honestly, like, she was cyber-sexing me today.. tewtally orsum
Problem is we won't see each other till Sunday.. :sad:
Ah well...
Honestly, like, she was cyber-sexing me today.. tewtally orsum
Problem is we won't see each other till Sunday.. :sad:
Ah well...
Well naturally you should do what everyone else does. Pace the floor nervously hoping she won't shag someone else.
EHS
Buy her a small orange dildo with a picture of popeye on it. To remind her of you.
Now go away.
Is she offline till Sunday. Don't you just hate it when people switch off when you are uploading?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
Or one of them willy casting kits! Then she'll always have a small weiner to pop in her handbag for times of need.
Actually she claimed to shove off someone today who tried to kiss her.. How orsum is that?
Strange euphemism
P.S. "cybersex" is wanking on the phone. Doesn't sound so glamourous now, eh?
Oh hang on, that's phone sex.
Cybersex is wanking whilst on teh pc tpying with onne hnad...
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