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    do weird stuff to them

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    butt stuff.

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    But...what.


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    gheyest name of a rollercoaster ever, but This one blew my head off:

    Rita - Queen of Speed

    Hold onto your eyeballs as you're catapulted at tremendous speed, reaching 0 -100 in 2.5 seconds. You will come off tingling with excitement.

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    I used to work at Alton Towers when I was at uni. Apart from the after hours shenanigans (riding the rides pissed, turning them all up to full speed, puking a lot) it was a sucky place to work. Really horrible, and they deserve to be boycotted.

    Although I prolly did deserve to get sacked after my small stint as a petty criminal liberating the cheap soft toys and selling them down Stoke market to supplement my criminally low wage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alien5 View Post
    gheyest name of a rollercoaster ever, but This one blew my head off:

    Rita - Queen of Speed

    Hold onto your eyeballs as you're catapulted at tremendous speed, reaching 0 -100 in 2.5 seconds. You will come off tingling with excitement.
    Yeah I love that one too. Some thick chav mouthing off to his mate always ignores the 'head back' sign and ends up getting even more brain damage when it takes off .

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    thats the thing, how can you prepare yourself for that kind of a ride, i had an hour or two of looking at chavs, listening to chavs and feeling like a total chav before i was strapped into rita queen of chavs, then i sat there for fucking 15 mins before the cunt-down.

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    And just as you turn your head to avoid the sunlight glinting off a pair of large gold hoop earrings it suddenly takes off?

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    when we arrived there the last time, me and my mate got through the main turnstyle and ran off from all the people we went there with, it was just as the park opened, and we got our place in the queue for nemesis, then found the others, his gf wanted to kill him for that.

    the worst thing was it was a hot day in july and i got chav burnt.

    fuck! ive got work tomorow, i wish i was goin to chav-towers.
    Last edited by Alien5; 06-08-2008 at 12:33 AM.

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    You're all mad. The best time to go to amusement parks, is when it's slightly raining, and the wait time is seriously reduced.

    Everyone knows that.


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