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    Something Else's Avatar sex a wolf in a bag BT Rep: +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70
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    For Sale.

    Just donate to your local church and they will give you absolution.

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    They may spend the money on gold jeebus statues but you can be assured they won't let you go to hell if you pay enough.



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    tralalala's Avatar The Almighty
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    What if you're a Jew?

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    Then you have more money for a better afterlife.


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    tralalala's Avatar The Almighty
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    orsum. kthxbai

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    Don't you have to follow a few rules as well?

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    Nope. You can maim rape and kill as long as you can afford to pay off the clergyman.

    Forgiveness and all that.


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    tralalala's Avatar The Almighty
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    Either that or you have an orsum lawyer at your dispense

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    Nah, you don't have to pay for it, you just say 'forgive me Jeebus for I have sinned!' and he forgives you. And he will forgive you every single time, long after normal people would lose all faith in you .

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    FFS squeamous. If you let that out of the bag the churches won't be able to afford more gold stuff.


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    Check out the necklace on that!!

    [youtube]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WVSRWPaSMx8[/youtube]

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