how to get to heaven when you dye

[J-dye]

At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz. An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin. An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

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an attempt to make jeebus happy and save the board
PS: jeebus cant see spoilers

[tralalala]

I thought it makes a difference what colour you dye to in order to get to heaven