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Thread: The girlfriend's sister

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    wazza100's Avatar Meh BT Rep: +2
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    Mar 2007
    I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
    for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little
    thing bothering was her beautiful younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
    and generally dressed provocatively.

    She would regularly bend down when she was near me and I always got
    more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it
    when she was near anyone else.

    One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check
    the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
    to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

    She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
    committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

    She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one, last
    wild fling, just come up and get me.'

    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

    I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to
    the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
    clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are
    very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
    better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

    And the moral of this story is...............
    Always keep your condoms in your car.

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    hahaha is true!


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