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    Do any of you do this? My OH does all the time, and I like to try to have conversations with him when I crawl into bed of a night. Last night for example:

    Me - (cuddling up) Mmmm, you smell nice. I love you.
    Him - I'm in a meeting (exasperated!)
    Me - Really! Where are you having it?
    Him - (sort of rolleyes sighing tone, dummy) In my head!
    Me - You're having a meeting in your head? Is it a small one or a big one.
    Him - (long suffering) It's a small one.
    Me - What's it about?
    Him - Dooberries.
    Me - You're having a meeting about dooberries? Is it interesting?
    Him - (confused silence...snoring)

    Highly entertaining, I recommend it .

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    Time to worry when he starts giving powerpoint presentations in his head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Do any of you do this? My OH does all the time, and I like to try to have conversations with him when I crawl into bed of a night. Last night for example:


    Me - Is it a small one or a big one.
    Him - (long suffering) It's a small one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Do any of you do this? My OH does all the time, and I like to try to have conversations with him when I crawl into bed of a night. Last night for example:

    Me - (cuddling up) Mmmm, you smell nice. I love you.
    Him - I'm in a meeting (exasperated!)
    Me - Really! Where are you having it?
    Him - (sort of rolleyes sighing tone, dummy) In my head!
    Me - You're having a meeting in your head? Is it a small one or a big one.
    Him - (long suffering) It's a small one.
    Me - What's it about?
    Him - Dooberries.
    Me - You're having a meeting about dooberries? Is it interesting?
    Him - (confused silence...snoring)

    Highly entertaining, I recommend it .
    i hate it when you do that, im trying to sleep ffs!

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    count yourself lucky, you're not married to j-die.

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    No, but I sometimes snore when I'm awake, if that's any help

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    Being married to J-Dye reminds me of something I read the other day, that a Victorian lady once advised her daughter on her wedding night: Take some chloroform and leave a note by the bed saying 'do what you want'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Being married to J-Dye reminds me of something I read the other day, that a Victorian lady once advised her daughter on her wedding night: Take some chloroform and leave a note by the bed saying 'do what you want'.
    thats awesome

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    I think the lady underestimated the depths of depravity in a man's mind . I have this mental image of her waking up in the morning with a perforated ear drum and an inexplicably sore ringpiece.

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