Talking in your sleep

[Squeamous]

Do any of you do this? My OH does all the time, and I like to try to have conversations with him when I crawl into bed of a night. Last night for example:

Me - (cuddling up) Mmmm, you smell nice. I love you.
Him - I'm in a meeting (exasperated!)
Me - Really! Where are you having it?
Him - (sort of rolleyes sighing tone, dummy) In my head!
Me - You're having a meeting in your head? Is it a small one or a big one.
Him - (long suffering) It's a small one.
Me - What's it about?
Him - Dooberries.
Me - You're having a meeting about dooberries? Is it interesting?
Him - (confused silence...snoring)

Highly entertaining, I recommend it .

[dinsdale]

Time to worry when he starts giving powerpoint presentations in his head.

[J-dye]

Do any of you do this? My OH does all the time, and I like to try to have conversations with him when I crawl into bed of a night. Last night for example:


Me - Is it a small one or a big one.
Him - (long suffering) It's a small one.
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[Mr. Mulder]

Do any of you do this? My OH does all the time, and I like to try to have conversations with him when I crawl into bed of a night. Last night for example:

Me - (cuddling up) Mmmm, you smell nice. I love you.
Him - I'm in a meeting (exasperated!)
Me - Really! Where are you having it?
Him - (sort of rolleyes sighing tone, dummy) In my head!
Me - You're having a meeting in your head? Is it a small one or a big one.
Him - (long suffering) It's a small one.
Me - What's it about?
Him - Dooberries.
Me - You're having a meeting about dooberries? Is it interesting?
Him - (confused silence...snoring)

Highly entertaining, I recommend it .

i hate it when you do that, im trying to sleep ffs!

[Squeamous]

[Alien5]

count yourself lucky, you're not married to j-die.

[Barbarossa]

No, but I sometimes snore when I'm awake, if that's any help

[Squeamous]

Being married to J-Dye reminds me of something I read the other day, that a Victorian lady once advised her daughter on her wedding night: Take some chloroform and leave a note by the bed saying 'do what you want'.

[Mr. Mulder]

Being married to J-Dye reminds me of something I read the other day, that a Victorian lady once advised her daughter on her wedding night: Take some chloroform and leave a note by the bed saying 'do what you want'.

thats awesome

[Squeamous]

I think the lady underestimated the depths of depravity in a man's mind . I have this mental image of her waking up in the morning with a perforated ear drum and an inexplicably sore ringpiece.