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    I go to the Ford dealership today to get my truck inspected. I'm told there are a couple vehicles ahead of me and that it'll be about 45 minutes till they've finished. No worries, I'll just go kick tires.

    I'm not strolling around the lot for 2 minutes when I see the hounds closing in from two sides. The first one to me asks if I've been helped yet. I told him I didn't need help and was just killing time until my truck was finished. "No problem" he says, then immediately begins setting up his pitch anyhow, asking what I drive, how long I've had it, how many miles I've got on it, etc. Then begins asking how I like the new trucks, starts telling me about some of the specials they have going. I repeat that I'm not in the market for another vehicle. He smiles, "OK, OK... let you ask you a quick question tho' - How's your credit?" I could have punched him in the fucking face.

    I kindly tell him piss off.

    Afterwards, I go to Men's Warehouse to try on some suits as I need a couple new ones. I tell him right off the bat what I'm looking for and I'm not interested in any suits that are over $400. EVERY fucking suit I try on, the salesman says it "Looks great!". I don't need your confidence boosters, I'd like a professional opinion about the fit of the suit. I didn't find a single one that I found suitable. Finally, I find one that's perfect. I try on the pants - perfect. "Great, I'll take it", I say.

    He marks off the required alterations and we proceed to the cashiers desk where he tells me that the price is $920!

    I didn't say a word, I just shook my head and walked out. Salesmen suck.



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    Cunts. Agreed.

    Even $400 is a lot for a suit isn't it.

    I got mine for a tenner in the charity shop.

    Do you merkins have charity shops.


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    Quote Originally Posted by benchez View Post
    Cunts. Agreed.

    Even $400 is a lot for a suit isn't it.

    I got mine for a tenner in the charity shop.

    Do you merkins have charity shops.


    You're a cheap prick.


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    Quote Originally Posted by benchez View Post
    Cunts. Agreed.

    Even $400 is a lot for a suit isn't it.

    I got mine for a tenner in the charity shop.

    Do you merkins have charity shops.
    $400 is a median price I suppose. I've always felt that anything more and you're beginning to pay for the name.

    But wtf is a "charity shop"? Is like Goodwill or a thrift store?

    The only time I go to those is to shop for Halloween costumes.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Skizo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by benchez View Post
    Cunts. Agreed.

    Even $400 is a lot for a suit isn't it.

    I got mine for a tenner in the charity shop.

    Do you merkins have charity shops.
    $400 is a median price I suppose. I've always felt that anything more and you're beginning to pay for the name.

    But wtf is a "charity shop"? Is like Goodwill or a thrift store?

    The only time I go to those is to shop for Halloween costumes.
    What do you get for a suit that costs $400 that you don't get with one that's $70?

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    Quote Originally Posted by clocker View Post
    Fewer rashes.
    I'll take your word for it.

    @rossco - I've never even seen a $70 suit.



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    I seen $100 dollar suits but you have to bye three of them.

    http://www.hollywoodsuitoutlet.com/

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    I try to steer clear of the polyester leisure suit.



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