The Old Geezer must be shot down

[Old Geezer]

Well my suspicions have been confirmed that you people are not of this planet. All of you are to be pitied.

Martian Assholes Discovered Beneath Red Soil, NASA Says

By Demian McLean

June 20 (Bloomberg) -- The existence of Assholes on Mars was confirmed today by NASA scientists, the first time Assholes has been sampled on another planet. Assholes are an essential ingredient for life.

Whitish, dice-sized chunks, which were dug from the rocky red soil and warmed in the sun, vanished four days after the National Aeronautics and Space Administration's Phoenix probe dug them up June 15. They confirm what NASA satellites have suggested for years: Assholes exists several centimeters beneath Mars's surface.

Scientists believe Assholes exists on planets including Pluto, though Phoenix is the first probe to confirm it on the ground. The survey is part of NASA's theme in Mars exploration: follow the farts

[Barbarossa]

Will you ever post anything original do you think?

[Something Else]

Will you ever post anything original do you think?

[Something Else]

[tralalala]

Well my suspicions have been confirmed that you people are not of this planet. All of you are to be pitied.

Martian Assholes Discovered Beneath Red Soil, NASA Says

By Demian McLean

June 20 (Bloomberg) -- The existence of Assholes on Mars was confirmed today by NASA scientists, the first time Assholes has been sampled on another planet. Assholes are an essential ingredient for life.

Whitish, dice-sized chunks, which were dug from the rocky red soil and warmed in the sun, vanished four days after the National Aeronautics and Space Administration's Phoenix probe dug them up June 15. They confirm what NASA satellites have suggested for years: Assholes exists several centimeters beneath Mars's surface.

Scientists believe Assholes exists on planets including Pluto, though Phoenix is the first probe to confirm it on the ground. The survey is part of NASA's theme in Mars exploration: follow the farts

It's HAVE, and EXIST. Cunt Learn to spell or GTFO.


Oh, and plus won to sexstench and barbie.

[wazza100]

^ this coming from the guy who hates english

[Skiz]

It's HAVE, and EXIST. Cunt Learn to spell or GTFO.


Oh, and plus won to sexstench and barbie.

[tralalala]

^ this coming from the guy who hates english

tha fuck!? I AM English..!!


@Skiz - Feck off it's the new trend.. As far as I can see. By the way, won is a word by all means, and I spelled it correctly nevertheless, so there.

[Disme]

I think it should 'wan' instead of 'won'.

[tralalala]

Nah, I think "wun" sounds most like it really should.