Originally Posted by
Barbarossa
As promised...
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Champagne, Merlot or Beaujolais Nouveau,
Port wine or Riesling, Cognac or Bordeaux.
Chianti or Shiraz or white Zinfandel,
Armagnac, Burgundy or Sauvignon Blanc.
I know all about wine, I'm quite the connoisseur,
I'll tell you all about them, 'til my words begin to slur.
Drinking wine is good for you it doesn't make you queer,
And you don't get the massive gut you get from drinking beer.
When I drink my wine, I'm cool, sophisticated,
Even though my liver's getting dry and dessicated.
I like to drink wine and I drink it every night,
Even though when I wake up my mouth tastes like shite.
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