Ornery when she's preggers, ain't she?Originally Posted by Biggles
Meh, I went out for dinner instead. Les obviously doesn't care much for meeting me.
"Keep an eye out for" does not mean avoid
en(un)lightened
Ornery when she's preggers, ain't she?Meh, I went out for dinner instead. Les obviously doesn't care much for meeting me.
"Keep an eye out for" does not mean avoid
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
Looking for loopholes
It is one of the those "women" things. It's best to keep one's head down and hope someone else comes into the firing line asapOrnery when she's preggers, ain't she?
"Keep an eye out for" does not mean avoid
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
en(un)lightened
Don't I know that.It is one of the those "women" things. It's best to keep one's head down and hope someone else comes into the firing line asap
Ornery when she's preggers, ain't she?
I made the mistake of telling my first wife (pregnant) that we didn't need to spend another thousand dollars on a new crib when my son was just graduating from his.
I did this with my back to her, which precluded my seeing the coffee mug before it whizzed past my ear.
I turned just in time to have her second offering hit me between the eyes.
Our relationship went steadily downhill from there.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
Shovel Ready
If only you'd resisted the "You throw like a girl" quip......
I did this with my back to her, which precluded my seeing the coffee mug before it whizzed past my ear.
I turned just in time to have her second offering hit me between the eyes.
Our relationship went steadily downhill from there.
"I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg
en(un)lightened
If she threw like a girl, the dent in my head would have been much smaller.If only you'd resisted the "You throw like a girl" quip......
I did this with my back to her, which precluded my seeing the coffee mug before it whizzed past my ear.
I turned just in time to have her second offering hit me between the eyes.
Our relationship went steadily downhill from there.
Indeed, I blame post-impact mental degradation for the fact it took me fourteen years to find the exit.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
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Les hates me
Shovel Ready
Surely not, you drama queen you.
Indifferent, maybe.
"I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg
en(un)lightened
You might begin a rapprochement by explaining that you don't even know my ex-wife, nor his for that matter.Les hates me
He's obviously a bit skittish, and will need to be reassured.
Perhaps instead of a sign lettered "Les", you might make one that says, "Skweeky", thus putting the ball in his court, option-wise.
Les, are you getting all this.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
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HOw do you know my sign didn't say 'Skweeky'?
Were you watching me?
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Les indifferises me
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