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    Only in Texas....

    A Texas State Trooper pulled a car over and told the driver that because
    he
    had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 dollars in the
    statewide safety competition. "What are you going to do with the money?"
    asked the policeman. "Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license,"

    he answered. "Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger
    seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk." This woke up the guy in the
    back-seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't
    get
    far in a stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk
    and
    a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    where's titey's bloody dunce's hat

    it's in need here
    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>BLAH</span>

    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Wayne Rooney - A thug and a thief</span>

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
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    Is it a ten gallon dunce hat?

  4. Funny S**t   -   #4
    Originally posted by SodiumChloride@15 August 2003 - 08:21
    Is it a ten gallon dunce hat?
    yeeeha cowboy

    or something like that

    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>BLAH</span>

    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Wayne Rooney - A thug and a thief</span>

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