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    how good is their hearing? can they hear like us?

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    quick turtle question


    As you do.....

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    I dunno, but according to wikipedia they can't be house-trained

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    never mind its too late!

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    Did one overhear you talking about it?

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    Worst "quick turtle question" joke thread ever.

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    Myrtle, she observes, doesn't like loud noise. "At some level of sound, Myrtle will come to the speaker and veer off, but at a lower level, she won't veer off," Streeter says. "It seems like a sound deterrent would work if we play it right."


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    Well I know they're not the same at all but I've got pet tortoises and they can hear pretty good and respond to their names, so maybe turtles are similar. Why didi you want to know anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by ukgenius View Post
    Well I know they're not the same at all but I've got pet tortoises and they can hear pretty good and respond to their names, so maybe turtles are similar. Why didi you want to know anyway
    He wanted to know if it was worth the bother of talking dirty to them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ukgenius View Post
    Well I know they're not the same at all but I've got pet tortoises and they can hear pretty good and respond to their names, so maybe turtles are similar. Why didi you want to know anyway
    He was driving down the road, there was a turtle in the way.

    He beeped his horn and shouted "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY".

    The turtle paid no attention and was subsequently crushed to a pulp.

    He wanted to know if it was worth bothering with the audible warning next time.

    That is all.

    Hello.

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