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    My OH has gone away, so I have no-one to look after. As such I haven't had a square meal for 3 days, am slightly pissed and today caught myself eating porridge out of the pan to 'save on washing up', while blowing all my cash on internet shopping and searching Youporn.

    If there's much more to it than that I'd like to hear it

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    I want to be a man. Sob.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    My OH has gone away, so I have no-one to look after. As such I haven't had a square meal for 3 days, am slightly pissed and today caught myself eating porridge out of the pan to 'save on washing up', while blowing all my cash on internet shopping and searching Youporn.

    If there's much more to it than that I'd like to hear it
    You paid for porn. Amateur. :biggles:


    -bd

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    Youporn is free.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    I want to be a man. Sob.
    it's very, very, very overrated.

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    Lets swap sex for a few days then. Give each other a break
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    sounds hawt mulder will be so jealous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alien5 View Post
    sounds hawt mulder will be so jealous.
    He doesn't fancy you that much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Youporn is free.
    Poor naive fool .....it's official, I have bigger balls than BD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alien5 View Post
    sounds hawt mulder will be so jealous.
    He doesn't fancy you that much.
    Last edited by Alien5; 06-21-2008 at 08:55 PM.

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