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    This guy and his girlfriend head to the local bar.
    The girl says she'll be happy to pick up the round as she's heard of a new drink that she wants him to try.
    She returns to their table and has two drinks for him.
    One is a measure of Bailey's.
    The other is a measure of lime juice.
    She says, "Ok, what you have to do is swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then chase it with the lime juice."

    He looks a little dubious but does as he's told because she's really cute when she's enthusiastic.
    First he drinks and holds the Bailey's.
    Smooth, Creamy, and a warmfeeling in his mouth.
    Then he adds the lime juice.
    After about a second, the cream in the Bailey's curdles in his mouth.
    Two seconds into it his face turns the color of the fresh lime juice.
    Three seconds later, he's finally able to calm his stomach enough to swallow the whole mess.
    As he makes a face,
    she whispers sweetly in his ear, "It's called 'Blowjob Revenge'."


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    Revenge for swallowing? If girls don't like that, then uhh how come they do it? (If they really do)
    Ohh noo!!! I make dribbles!!!

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    What do you mean ' if they really do'? You think we keep it in our mouth untill we can go to the bathroom unnoticed to spit it out???
    I personally don't mind, but I know a lot of girls really DO.....The thing is that most guys just expect you to swallow it when you give them a bj....

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    Skweeky Posted on 15 August 2003 - 11:03

    What do you mean ' if they really do'? You think we keep it in our mouth untill we can go to the bathroom unnoticed to spit it out???
    I personally don't mind, but I know a lot of girls really DO.....The thing is that most guys just expect you to swallow it when you give them a bj.... 

    BAD girls spit!

    GOOD girl's swallow....















    I'm so in trouble....


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    How ami suppose to know? I an't a girl
    Ohh noo!!! I make dribbles!!!

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    and what's with this bullshit guys don't want you to kiss them after giving them a bj?

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    Originally posted by Skweeky@15 August 2003 - 11:15
    and what's with this bullshit guys don't want you to kiss them after giving them a bj?
    Why not?

    If they object to kissing you after giving them a BJ, then they really have some issues to work out with themselves.

    They still expect to kiss you after going down on you, dont they?

    Make them kiss you. F**k 'em.

    An It Harm None, Do What You Will

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    I did say it was bullshit. But there really are a lot of guys out there who think it's not appropriate, although I tend to avoid those types the last few years

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    Skweeky Posted on 15 August 2003 - 11:15

    and what's with this bullshit guys don't want you to kiss them after giving them a bj? 

    yeh you got me there :">

    but!!

    when its the other way round you gals are just as bad....

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    when its the other way round you gals are just as bad....

    I have yet to kiss a girl that had an issue with tasting herself....that im aware of.

    Most seem to get turned on by their own taste/smell.


    * Seem.....as we all know that they fake it half the time

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