Who will be the new Dr Who?

[Skweeky]

Did you go to the Dr Who convention? :p

[chalice]

No. My mum won't let me.

[Skweeky]

Pffft!

Run away!

[chalice]

From my mum? No ways. I need her.

What if my shoe-laces became undone or something else? I'd be fucked.

[Barbarossa]

I went to a doctor who exhibition on Brighton pier once.

It was rubbish, but it was better than the Star Trek exhibition in London.

So there.

[Snee]

There has already been a female Doctor Who.

Granted, it was in one of the myriad audio dramas produced by the BBC and it's not canon, but it has happened. It was Arabella Weir off of The Fast Show doing the voice in a 'What If' kinda thing back in 2003.

It was called Exile. True story. So there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exile_(Doctor_Who_audio)

Next time they should try someone who isn't old as the hills and/or fat.

[chalice]

Yeah but it was AUDIO, Snny so that doesn't really matter, like, you loon.

There was another female Doctor Who.

It was Joanna Lumley in a Children In Need one-off spoof which preceded the aforementioned.

There's also rumours of a forthcoming female Doctor (fnar) but the Beeb are cautious cos they think it may alienate the young male fan-base. True story.

[Snee]

Fags, srsly.