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Thread: Talking yourself through a shit

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    My OH just sent me this :

    I was just sitting in the toilet of the Portherhouse reading and this man came into the cubicle next to me, had a piss, then it went quiet as he started concentrating on having a poo. Then I heard him whisper ‘come on, that’s it baby, come on’ and then some more really quiet whispering. Either he has constipation problems or he really enjoys pooing.


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    He was probably having a wank. The "plop" would have been a tissue full of spunk.

    You don't know much about men, do you?

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    Sounds like a clear cut case of cottaging.

    Your OH sounds like a true innocent. Bless him.

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    Did your hubby not notice the hole in the wall with the knob sticking out.
    The guy was probably expecting some glory hole action.
    How disappointing for him.


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    You're all howwible

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    hope he had an umbrella

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    He says 'hahaha very funny' and then I did a sort of charade of him reading a book on the lav and doing a double take as a big penis started tickling him in the ear, and then he stopped laughing, so he did.

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    every holes a glory hole, is it not?

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    If you're ghey, I suppose so...



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