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    A WOMAN'S POEM:

    Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more.

    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

    I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.


    A MAN'S POEM:

    I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't care. The End.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Defy View Post
    A WOMAN'S POEM:

    Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more.

    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

    I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.


    A MAN'S POEM:

    I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't care. The End.
    I can be your friend.
    I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,
    and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

    I am proud to be a part of this communities.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bilkenter View Post
    spammer
    @ this rate you wil reach 1000 posts in 2 weeks 2 days 2 hours 2 minutes 2 seconds spammer
    I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,
    and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

    I am proud to be a part of this communities.


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    ahahaha it wont take 2 weeks dont worry

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