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Thread: The Hippie

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    A hippie got on a bus and sat next to a hot nun.
    After a few mintutes the hippie asked the nun if she was interested in a root, but the nun politely declined and got of the bus. at the next stop.
    Afterwards the bus driver told the hippie :I can let you in on a way to nail that nun, she prays at her mums grave at midnight every tuesday, so dress up in a white robe
    and glow in the dark mask, goto the cemetary and pretend to be god. Then you can order her to f*%k you.

    The next tuesday night the hippie got dressed up and went to the cemetary and leapt infront of the nun and shouted. "Iam God! I have heard you're prayers and i will answer them but first we must be joined as man and women," he bellowed.
    The nun consented but asked him to do her from behined as she wanted maintain her virginity in the eyes of the church. The hippie gave it to her from behined then ripped off his mask and shouted

    "HA HA HA!! I'm not god im that hippie you knocked back. The nun turned around and pulled of her veil and said, "Ha ha! I'm the bus driver!"





    Pwned



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    Pwned Indeed!


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    LOL ! That was hilarious, nice find =)

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    Comedy gold, great stuff, much lol


    Baby On The Way OMFG !

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    Nice one! haha

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    Stupid hippie must have been so high that he couldn't remember what the nun's voice sounded like, huh?

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    good one

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    lol

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    good one :-D

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