There is no Scrabble in jail.
All the fuckers steal the tiles, innit.
In all honesty, I did try to play Scrabble in jail once. True story.
I put down the word 'sedan', knowing full well what it meant. The other cunt said that it wasn't a word. I got out the dictionary from the screw's office and showed it to him. He punched me in the face. True story. Fact.
Really.
Harsh.
Now go away.
I love Backgammon, Scrabble, Cricket, Golf, Mushrooms, Big Brother, and, fruit on pizza.
I hate Sophie Eliis Bexter and Jeremy Paxman though.
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I had a banana pizza in Italy once. It was gorgeous actually.![]()
Now go away.
Nah choo.
That's just fucking wrong, wrong, wrong..![]()
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What fruit did you have in mind.![]()
Now go away.
Pineapples.
And to be arse worthy, tomatoes.
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As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
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