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    The Italians are hoping for an Italian victory.
    - David Coleman

    Martin O'Neill, standing, hands on hips, stroking his chin.
    - Mike Ingham

    It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the scoreline on Saturday.
    - Radio 5 live

    You don't score 64 goals in 86 games without being able to score goals.
    - Alan Green

    It's headed away by John Clark, using his head.
    - Derek Rae

    And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.
    - Ian Darke


    The USA are a goal down, and if they don't get a goal they'll lose.
    - John Helm

    Lukic saved with his foot, which is all part of the goalkeeper's arm.
    - Barry Davies


    Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.
    - David Acfield

    The funniest manager right now has to be the former Saints dude Gordon Strachan, now in charge of Celtic.


    Strachan on Wayne Rooney
    Its an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a
    call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson


    Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
    Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]


    Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy
    to get your first win under your belt, won't you?
    Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to
    bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there.

    Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a
    yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my
    priority rather than Agustin Delgado.


    Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were
    better than you today?
    Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there....

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    Funny stuff..


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    yeah Strachan is really funny ...

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    Hardcore funny And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0. LOL

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    good ones

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    haha, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by stu3rt View Post
    Not to be inhospitable and risk scaring you off or anything but fuck off.
    It's all Meg's fault.

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    lol real funny

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