The Mysterious Package

[Skiz]

As some of you read this mornin, I found a note on my door stating that the office was holding a package for me. I couldn't figure out what it was as I hadn't bought anything recently.

I picked it up this afternoon and discovered it came all the way from Kallieb in Canadia.

Then I remembered that she was sending me some genuine Canadia syrup per a discussion a long time ago.






A whole feckin liter!!1




Finally, there was this letter which smelled of perfume and was full of swanky woman stuff that read like a romance novel. I was blushing rather heavily whilst reading it. I blurred out the better part of it as the language was far to harsh for the board.





Thanks Kallie!

[Hairbautt]

That's the whole fucking conversation, fuckface.

You can PM me the details.

[zedex]

Austin texas is a beautiful place , i liked it alot !

[Skiz]

That's the whole fucking conversation, fuckface.

You can PM me the details.

It mostly involved more syrup, her, Mulder, me, a stuffed moose head, and a 9 iron.

[Skiz]

Austin texas is a beautiful place , i liked it alot !

Indeed.

Where did you go in your venture here?

[Squeamous]

Does it really come from a maple tree?

What do you do with it (apart from the obvious)?

[Mr. Mulder]

no soiled pants?

[Skiz]

She isn't Japanese.

[Guillaume]

Man, I thought someone'd send you some handkerchiefs so you wouldn't have to blow your nose all over the place.

[Something Else]

Awwww, she's such a sweetie, that one.