Cheating BF

[Something Else]

I'll bet she'll simply agree.. She's only ever had a drink (a proper one) like twice in her life, including last night

In that case she's pregnant. Sorry bud.

[Something Else]

Not really. I was sitting on the loo having a pee and passed out sort of leaning forward over my pants, and then was sick at some point. So I was wearing them around my ankles.

Are you from the Isle of Man.

[tralalala]

[Squeamous]

You wouldn't start an evening out like that, so why end it that way :sage:

Yeah thanks for that dad

[Squeamous]

I'll bet she'll simply agree.. She's only ever had a drink (a proper one) like twice in her life, including last night

Seriously dude, don't go down that route. You have to accept people for who they are. They either are what you want or they're not but you can't go around asking them to limit their behaviour for you. Anyway, I'm sure she's as faithful as the day is long. Don't listen to me, I'm old and jaded.

[tralalala]

The hell.. It's like people asking their partners to stop smoking and they do (or don't and the other one leaves).

[Squeamous]

Sigh, this will be the second time I have repeated this fable this week

The Wind and the Sun were disputing which was the stronger. Suddenly they saw a traveller coming down the road, and the Sun said: "I see a way to decide our dispute. Whichever of us can cause that traveller to take off his cloak shall be regarded as the stronger. You begin." So the Sun retired behind a cloud, and the Wind began to blow as hard as it could upon the traveller. But the harder he blew the more closely did the traveller wrap his cloak round him, till at last the Wind had to give up in despair. Then the Sun came out and shone in all his glory upon the traveller, who soon found it too hot to walk with his cloak on.
Kindness effects more than severity.

If someone loves you they will want to be a better person for you. You shouldn't have to push it.

[tralalala]

So I just go about assuming nothing actually happened, and if she decides to quit it she will, and if not I'll punch her in the cunt?

[Squeamous]

Sounds like a plan

[tralalala]

She phoned me from Germany.. What a sweety

She's having a hard time as everyone is going down on her for being drunk last night, so I can't imagine too much went wrong... I told her I love her, she said likewise, and seems all is well.. Just hopes she gets to enjoy the rest of her trip, as she's only ever been out of the country once before...