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    Tonight I decided to weigh myself and measure my height because I usually just guess it, and it turns out I'm 3 inches shorter than I thought and 4 pounds heavier.

    Woe is me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post


    Tonight I decided to weigh myself and measure my height because I usually just guess it, and it turns out I'm 3 inches shorter than I thought and 4 pounds heavier.

    Woe is me
    That doesn't sound right (well the four pounds is within normal tolerances but 3 inches?)
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    pics so we can judge you.

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    You want a pic of my tape measure?

    I don't know, I always thought I was tall for a woman but I'm 5ft3. I don't feel 5ft3!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    You want a pic of my tape measure?

    I don't know, I always thought I was tall for a woman but I'm 5ft3. I don't feel 5ft3!
    My wife is 5'3".

    I'm afraid to ask how she feels about it.
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    Hahahahahahaaaa

    Come to the short side.

    My friend for ages thought she was five foot six. I made her sit down in my kitchen with her legs out in front of her next to me, then measuresd her standing and she;s hardly taller then me and I;m five foot two.

    Unexpected shortness FTW!!
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    5'3" is not outwith the band range of normal is it? I mean 4'2" or 6' is a bit extreme at either end like.
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    lol my flat mate is 4'9" how small do you have to be to declared a midget?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Acid_death69 View Post
    lol my flat mate is 4'9" how small do you have to be to declared a midget?

    4'6" I think - the bar is quite low.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Hahahahahahaaaa

    Come to the short side.

    My friend for ages thought she was five foot six. I made her sit down in my kitchen with her legs out in front of her next to me, then measuresd her standing and she;s hardly taller then me and I;m five foot two.

    Unexpected shortness FTW!!
    I think it's like age, you're as short as you feel

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