I did that fucking test AllenS posted again.
http://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/magazine...bmi/index.aspx
Still fat.
sex a wolf in a bag
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I did that fucking test AllenS posted again.
http://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/magazine...bmi/index.aspx
Still fat.
Now go away.
sex a wolf in a bag
BT Rep: +70
Originally Posted by Skweeky
blood transfusion? stitches?
Well... they say that women with big feet have easier labours because of the size of their pelvis. I hope this is true cause I'm an 8.5.
The other day the husband decided it would be a good idea to offer someone to come and watch the birth.
I mean, what the fuck???
I don't know what 8.5 means, but the missus says she's confident of popping one out with aplomb.
No wai am I going to watch, although I may hold her hand and stay at the head end. (My missus' head obviousment).
Last edited by benchez; 07-22-2008 at 07:20 PM.
Now go away.
Kentish old lady
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The size of her feets. Have you read her post at all.
Frog Shoulder
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I was there when all of mine were born.
Wouldn't have missed it.
Though I do still have a scar on the back of my hand.
True story.
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
sex a wolf in a bag
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I wasn't sure if she meant feet or pelvis.The size of her feets. Have you read her post at all.
Now go away.
sex a wolf in a bag
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Did you actually watch the miracle or stay at the head end of the bed.
Now go away.
Frog Shoulder
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Bit of both, stayed at Mrs JP's side, but also kept an eye on the business end, sort of leant over to look. I famously said at one point "It's got a head" she replied, somewhat tersely I though, "That's fucking all right then, idiot". I also had a look at the placenta chap to make sure that it looked nice and healthy. Just a swatch like, not a full examination. Watched the apgar tests being done and all that.Did you actually watch the miracle or stay at the head end of the bed.
I was holding No1 son when he opened his eyes the first time as the medical coves had Mrs JP otherwise occupied.
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
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I was present for 3 C-Sections, like.
Unpleasant yet fantastic at the same time. The smell was wot done me in mostly.
Nothing romantic about a woman's innards being surgically displayed to you...3 times.
Still, I was there.
spmado
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:earl:
mrs jp sounds orsum to the max.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
.
I used to be 5'10".
Now I'm 5'9".
Both official measurements.
True story.
Midget gems?
.Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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