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Thread: My Granny Has It.

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    Apart from that fact that she is 87 years old
    still swims alone in the ocean.
    has a lover and has a crush on Tito a local Italian pool boy.
    and is basically the most badass cultural granma anyone can have.

    She drives backwards like most gta drivers, hence they removed her license.

    yesterday
    She showed me a small painting she made recently.

    A neighbors towel had fallen down onto her garden,

    it lay there.
    on it was an image of a sailing boat,

    she went in and got her little box of painting gear
    and sat calmly down and painted her version of fabulous sailing boat with two masts.
    She said it felt as if she was stealing it from the owners of the towel.
    She wanted to give this painting to one of her 8 sons who loves to sail.

    She knows more than life.

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    awwww thats nice
    did you mean to set it out kinda like a poem?

    My name is Dan for the people who care!

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    That OP was really poetic.

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    Her words not mine.
    but will try to get a copy of her the mini painting.

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    Your granny is a genius.

    I pm'd you my number to pass on.


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    Granny sounds like she has paid attention to life. She knows that the devil is in the details.

    Granny rawks.


    -bd

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    But does she have big hooters?

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    If she did they'd probably be round her ankles by now

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    a pair of shin slappers?

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    lol drop kick ya own tits

    My name is Dan for the people who care!

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