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    ffs...I just zipped up me cawk. I was so looking forward to having taken the day off.

    God is cruel. Indeed she is.

    I suppose I should have another drink.


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    Oh man

    I have never done this, thankfully. All this means is that I am exceptionally careful with the family jewels.

    It does not mean I have a small penis

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    Velcro trousers for the elderly.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    Oh man

    I have never done this, thankfully. All this means is that I am exceptionally careful with the family jewels.

    It does not mean I have a small penis
    I believe you. I managed to zip up my penis (and it's no mulder).


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    Tip : underwear may help prevent. (BroDoob, being loose is not always good)

    My 9 year old cousin did the same a few days ago, his facial expression of total hopelessness was hilarious.

    I guess there is an advantage of being a woman after all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    ffs...I just zipped up me cawk. I was so looking forward to having taken the day off.

    God is cruel. Indeed she is.

    I suppose I should have another drink.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    Tip : underwear may help prevent. (BroDoob, being loose is not always good)

    My 9 year old cousin did the same a few days ago, his facial expression of total hopelessness was hilarious.

    I guess there is an advantage of being a woman after all.
    The worst part of it...was that moment of indecision...where my meat was still entangled in the metal teeth and I knew that I had to unzip it, but I was afraid to actually to do the deed. My wife was yelling in the background - "Don't be a pussy...rip it off quickly, like a bandage."

    At that very moment - I hated her with all of my heart. True story.


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    Jesus Christ.

    I went commando a few times 'til I zipped up some loose hairs and it pulled.

    Ouch as all fuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    ffs...I just zipped up me cawk. I was so looking forward to having taken the day off.

    God is cruel. Indeed she is.

    I suppose I should have another drink.


    -bd
    Serve you right for not wearing pants, you little whore.

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