ffs...I just zipped up me cawk. I was so looking forward to having taken the day off.
God is cruel. Indeed she is.
I suppose I should have another drink.
-bd
Oh man
I have never done this, thankfully. All this means is that I am exceptionally careful with the family jewels.
It does not mean I have a small penis
Velcro trousers for the elderly.
Now go away.
Tip : underwear may help prevent. (BroDoob, being loose is not always good)
My 9 year old cousin did the same a few days ago, his facial expression of total hopelessness was hilarious.
I guess there is an advantage of being a woman after all.
The worst part of it...was that moment of indecision...where my meat was still entangled in the metal teeth and I knew that I had to unzip it, but I was afraid to actually to do the deed. My wife was yelling in the background - "Don't be a pussy...rip it off quickly, like a bandage."
At that very moment - I hated her with all of my heart. True story.
-bd
Jesus Christ.
I went commando a few times 'til I zipped up some loose hairs and it pulled.
Ouch as all fuck.
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Last edited by Alien5; Jun 6th, 2006 at 06:36 PM..
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