No food, no money.

[tralalala]

So, Frenchez, how are you going to battle out the need for moneyz and food tonight then?

[Skweeky]

Have you considered phoning your missus and asking for some money?

[Mr JP Fugley]

It's so she can instruct the butler and the rest of the domestic staff that their master's arrival is imminent

Exactly.

I think it's over the top but it makes their day. You should see their wee faces light up.

Particularly when I surprise them and come up the back passage.

[The Flying Cow]

Particularly when I surprise them and come up the back passage.

Is it me or is there a double entendre somewhere in there?



-Sherman

[Skweeky]

Their wee faces? Do you only employ dwarves?

[Mr JP Fugley]

Dawarfs, the word is dawarfs.

[Something Else]

So, Frenchez, how are you going to battle out the need for moneyz and food tonight then?

It's now tomorrow and i've been paid. Thanks.

Have you considered phoning your missus and asking for some money?

No. We don't have the necessary passenger pigeon for transporting the cash.

[Skweeky]

She can't transfer money into your bank account? Or use a moneygram?

[Something Else]

I have no experience of either of those.
Is the second one a naked lady with money attached her nipples.

[Skweeky]

How did you make it to 28 without transfering money into a bank account?