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    Are extremely arched eyebrows considered teh sexy, again?

    My wife's friend Torri is over for a visit and is charming as ever. She's trying to talk my wife into shaping her eyebrows, like hers (she looks perpetually
    perplexed).

    I can't stand the gossipy hag. Why won't she just leave?


    -bd

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    Those eyebrows are silly and unattractive I think.
    Get her out before she persuades your missus.


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    Quote Originally Posted by benchez View Post


    Those eyebrows are silly and unattractive I think.
    Get her out before she persuades your missus.
    So...what you're saying is that I should drink loads more, and once I start drooling and making a general ass of myself - she'll feel inclined to leave.

    I'm googling pics of Joan Crawford as we speak. I'm going to make a mask. I'll report back.


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    That sounds like a fine plan my good man.
    I'll look forward to your report.


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    I just downed an ice cold Becks and took a big swig of Cutty Sark. Torri's eyebrows are strangely alluring, atm. Her magic is strong. I must resist...


    -bd

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    They aren't real. Don't fall for it.


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    I think I'll slap her in her cunt.


    -bd

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    I'm drunk and horny and this wind bag knows that she is being a cock blocking twat.
    I see her smiling smugly at me.


    -bd

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    It's at times like this that a man's thoughts turn to threesomes and he soon finds himself sleeping on a mate's sofa

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    She just left, ffs.




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