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    Maybe two negatives will make a postive and create the nicest person in the world!

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    Brilliant thread.

    I love the "happy slapper" one, seen it before but I think it's magic. The only thing the lad did wrong was not kicking the cunts in the ribs.

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    To be fair the only thing he did wrong was land about a thousand punches and not one kept either of them down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    Maybe two negatives will make a postive and create the nicest person in the world!
    You're an eternal optimist Skweeky

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    To be fair the only thing he did wrong was land about a thousand punches and not one kept either of them down.

    There's a big misconception about punches being "knock-out". The last time someone punched me in anger I just looked at him, smiled and broke his nose. Straight on with the palm of my hand right into his snitch. It was like blood and snotters all over the plaice.

    True Story.

    I know the nose was broke because the cops told me.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    I think the only time a punch keeps a man down is if he's a middle aged father of four remonstrating with a bunch of yobs, or a tramp minding his own business at a bus stop .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    There's a big misconception about punches being "knock-out". The last time someone punched me in anger I just looked at him, smiled and broke his nose. Straight on with the palm of my hand right into his snitch. It was like blood and snotters all over the plaice.

    True Story.

    I know the nose was broke because the cops told me.
    Did it go up into his brain, or couldn't you tell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    There's a big misconception about punches being "knock-out". The last time someone punched me in anger I just looked at him, smiled and broke his nose. Straight on with the palm of my hand right into his snitch. It was like blood and snotters all over the plaice.

    True Story.

    I know the nose was broke because the cops told me.
    Did it go up into his brain, or couldn't you tell?


    Urban myth's ftw.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    I've never hit anyone, not as an adult anyway, and nor have I been hit. I always feel sorry for people who have had that kind of life. Makes me sad, kind of thing.

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    Up your's speccy.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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