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    Sick sick sick.

    I had an hours kip in a porno-van but there was no sexi-time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Sick sick sick.

    I had an hours kip in a porno-van but there was no sexi-time.
    I'll stop now

    Sounds like an excellent time was had

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    How much action?
    making him really drunk and then watch him suffer tis always fun watching kids drunk lol

    Sick sick sick.

    I had an hours kip in a porno-van but there was no sexi-time.
    what made it a porno van?

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    The fact that it was quilted inside and it had electric shades which came down at the touch of a button whilst nina simone started playing gently the background. I couldn't sleep I was so busy laughing at its tackiness.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    The fact that it was quilted inside and it had electric shades which came down at the touch of a button whilst nina simone started playing gently the background. I couldn't sleep I was so busy laughing at its tackiness.
    Sounds like the best van ever.

    I would watch more porn if it had Nina Simone soundtracking.

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    Agreed.

    Right I'm off to bed. I feel fecking rough as badgers nads.
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    lol fair enough, nyt

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    lightweight.

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    I still don't feel well. I think this is more than a hangover.
    Ughh.
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    I feel the same, i only drank 2 thirds of a bottle of wine last night and about 50 roll-ups.

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