Yes, I like me bearde. It's long and fluffy. I keep food bits inside for when I face harsh times.
Nay! Always shaved the shite off every single morn. Donnay even keep the stubby shite.
Stubble beard FTW. Cannay be ersed to use the razor to shave it.
Goatee. I'm a wannebe-hoodlum, so there.
I havnay reached puberty yet. But I have a hair under me arm. Does that count?
Other obscure tribal pattern. Please elaborate.
There should be a tally of how many times Squeam's said 'sphincter' in her last 20 odd posts.
Just ask yer OH for some, like.
I'm sure he'll collaborate.
Obviousement.
He's not I presume.
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