The Who's Drunk Right Now Thread!

**Squeamous** · 08-09-2008, 02:58 PM

Does he have any children?

**Skweeky** · 08-09-2008, 03:02 PM

Naw, he's not the type.

**Squeamous** · 08-09-2008, 03:05 PM

They never are

**Skweeky** · 08-09-2008, 03:06 PM

If he has no sperm left, I doubt the menthol fags have much to do with it...

**CrabGirl** · 08-09-2008, 03:06 PM

I was in the pub with some friends last night, one of whom is a really lovely pretty lass who isn't known for her wit and intelligence but is a great girl nonetheless, and who always wears her trousers low slung. We were sitting in the beer garden, about 16 of us and these two really skanky ho-types come over to us. "Skuse me" one of them says to my friend, with a manky glint her in eye..

My friend quick as a flash turns to her and says "yeah i know. You can see my arsecrack, but your camel-toes on show" 16 people spluttered into their beer whilst this manky camel-toed skank started blustering "i was only trying to help" My friend looked her dead in the eye and said "Right you were, now move along, move along". The girl had to be dragged away shouting. Soon as she left 16 people pissed themselves. My friend is amazing, she says exactly what she thinks without filtering it first.

I was having lunch with her in the same pub a few days before and we were served a horrible looking plate of food. When the girl came to ask us if everything was ok with our food the rest of us did the english mmmm yehh ok thing, my friend said "well not really, it looks like its just come out of a bin"

Again I died into my pint. Brilliant

**Squeamous** · 08-09-2008, 03:16 PM

I stopped wearing low slung trousers when someone threw a peanut down my crack and it almost caused a fight

. And there's always this little problem:

I think there's a lot of truth that women dress for other women, and not men. My OH has some attractive female friends and he reckons when he's out with them they don't even notice all the filthy looks they get from other women

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**Acid_death69** · 08-09-2008, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by CrabGirl

I was in the pub with some friends last night, one of whom is a really lovely pretty lass who isn't known for her wit and intelligence but is a great girl nonetheless, and who always wears her trousers low slung. We were sitting in the beer garden, about 16 of us and these two really skanky ho-types come over to us. "Skuse me" one of them says to my friend, with a manky glint her in eye..

My friend quick as a flash turns to her and says "yeah i know. You can see my arsecrack, but your camel-toes on show" 16 people spluttered into their beer whilst this manky camel-toed skank started blustering "i was only trying to help" My friend looked her dead in the eye and said "Right you were, now move along, move along". The girl had to be dragged away shouting. Soon as she left 16 people pissed themselves. My friend is amazing, she says exactly what she thinks without filtering it first.

I was having lunch with her in the same pub a few days before and we were served a horrible looking plate of food. When the girl came to ask us if everything was ok with our food the rest of us did the english mmmm yehh ok thing, my friend said "well not really, it looks like its just come out of a bin"

Again I died into my pint. Brilliant

lol i have a mate like that, tis never a dull moment