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    slymester's Avatar (""\(O.o)/"") BT Rep: +14BT Rep +14BT Rep +14
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    Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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    Man who run in front of car get tired.
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    Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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    Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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    Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife
    upright organ.
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    Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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    Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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    Baseball is wrong:
    man with four balls cannot walk.
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    War does not determine who is right, war determine
    who is left.
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    Wife who put husband in doghouse
    soon find him in cathouse.
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    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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    It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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    Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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    Man who live in glass house should change
    clothes in basement.
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    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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    I got sent that 22 years ago on usenet.


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    ^ you must be one old mofo.
    and @ OP

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    Quote Originally Posted by wazza100 View Post
    ^ you must be one old mofo.


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    Quote Originally Posted by benchez View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by wazza100 View Post
    ^ you must be one old mofo.
    exactly

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    Quote Originally Posted by benchez View Post
    I got sent that 22 years ago on usenet.
    I can remeber that. There is at least one ,issing from that list.


    Divorced Chinese couple:-

    She goes back to Peking
    He goes back to Wan King

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    Who is the Chinese Chairman(.)(?)
    I don't know if that is a statement or a question.
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    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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