Have You Ever Asked Your OH To...

[seppypom]

Neither TBH. She would have if i'd let her tho' . She did get me to fuck her up the arse once.
I didn't like it. My penis isn't attracted to shitty places. True story.

you just didn't like when she called you "SHIT DICK"

[brotherdoobie]

So was that a big part of her life or will it be after you're done with it.

Both...


-bd

[Squeamous]

What, like give me an orgasm?

[Mr.sharer]

what is an OH ?

[Squeamous]

Other Half.

[Mr.sharer]

Have You Ever Asked Your Other Half To...


Do something that they normally wouldn't do...in the bedroom?



what are you people talking about ? what is this other half supposed to mean ? your subconscious mind ?

[Mr.sharer]

wait . he is talking about his wife ?

[Barbarossa]

For some people he is talking about their hand.

Their "Onanism Hand" (OH), geddit?

[Squeamous]

You know it's bad when you even have to cajole your own hand into wanking you off.

[Guillaume]

You know it's bad when you even have to cajole your own hand into wanking you off.

You'll laugh a lot less once you get the carpal tunnel syndrome thingy.